This morning I feed our 1 yr old french taost, then i went out on the porch to read the paper. About 10 minutes later I hear my husband screaming frantically. I run in the house and he's screaming: "Take the baby, quick! I thought it was syrup, I licked it." I said, "well, what was it?" He said, "Shit, the baby shit all over. It came out his diaper. I thought it was syrup on my hand from picking him up. It's shit. I ate it!!" as he's running to the bathroom to wash his mouth out. I have never seen something so funny in my life.
anonymousFamily January 15, 2020 at 8:07 am00