Diarrhea

Well, to start off, my favorite snack is corn bread dipped in butter milk, but the only problem is that every time I eat it, it gives me HORRIBLE Diarrhea, but I love it so much that I have to eat it anyway. And this one time, before our school social, I was really hungry, and I didn't have any time to cook, so I just grabbed this huge chunk of corn bread and I had to wash it down with all the butter milk left in the carton. So I went to the social, and of course my crush was there, the hottest boy in school!!! We were dancing to pop lock and drop it, and my crush started dancing with me! But lets just say that I dropped a little more than just my bootie; I pooped all down my legs because I was wearing a dress! It busted out of my panties! MY crush was behind me and he SLIPPED IN IT! And to make it worse, my period overflowed at the same time! I was so humiliated that I switched schools!! I have never eaten corn bread since.

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anonymous School May 07, 2018 at 7:02 pm 1 0