Thought it was syrup
This morning I feed our 1 yr old french taost, then i went out on the porch to read the paper. About 10 minutes later I hear my husband screaming frantically. I run in the house and he's screaming: "Take the baby, quick! I thought it was syrup, I licked it." I said, "well, what was it?" He said, "Shit, the baby shit all over. It came out his diaper. I thought it was syrup on my hand from picking him up. It's shit. I ate it!!" as he's running to the bathroom to wash his mouth out. I have never seen something so funny in my life.anonymous Family January 15, 2020 at 8:07 am 0 0 31
Post a Comment
Search Stories
Story Categories
Recent Tags
boyfriend farting shower mishap dog birthday drinking boxtop drunk peeing pizza gynecologist obgyn babysit dress aunt underwear bowle pee crush boy embarrassing boner nocturnal tupperware stoolsample diarrhea tampon menstrual businesstrip towel hotel naked syrup baby poop
Follow us on:
Other cool sites:
No Strings Dating
Funny Crap
Coupon Codes
Stupid Coworkers
Overheard & Funny
Drink Recipes
Jokes
Funny Dating Stories
Funny or Die
Story Tags
Get Social and Share