Conversation on Loudspeaker

I was 19 at the time of this incident... About a year ago for the summer I had worked as a telemarketer. One day I had to be in really early since a co - worker was sick and I had to take her place. I had to work 8 hours that day and only had 5 45minute breaks for Cigarettes or just chit chat with other people. The pay was good nothin to complain about. But this one day REALLY STUNK. I went in at 8o clock in the morning. By Noon I had already consumed 5 cups of coffee. By 2 o clock i wasn't feeling all that well. I was on the phone with a costumer that was an Elderly Lady and I said out loud, "Excuse me can I put you on hold for a few minutes I think Im about to shit my pants!" Without gettin and answer I tapped the button and went to the bathroom. I was in there for well over 30 minutes. I have never felt that bad in my life. After I thought I was done I went back out and sat down in my cubicle and started going back on calling people. I called back the person I put on hold and began talking to her again. I ACCIDENTALLY TAPPED THE LOUDSPEAKER BUTTON along with the call button. Everyone in the office heard THIS conversation : "Im sorry I put you on hold for so long." "Oh thats okay, are you feeling better did you shit your pants?" "No i didn't shit my pants but I had the runs for over 30 minutes." "Oh okay, I can understand that I've had that problem many times before, well lets continue shall we?" Next day at work their was a package of DEPENDS on my chair and all over my cubicle. I was so Embarrassed, I quit the job about a month later.

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anonymous Work May 25, 2018 at 8:29 am 1 0