Naked Under The Choir Robe

About two years ago, I was doing renovations at a church with a friend of mine who was the pastor. Well at about noon, we were getting hungry, so we had decided to go get something to eat. My friend Pete decided we should go to a diner that sells one pound hamburgers. I had never had a burger that big so I wanted to get one to see if I could finish it. Well we went and I ended up eating the WHOLE thing. Later on in the afternoon, I had to stop at my sister's house nearby to pick up a tool. On my way back to the church, I started feeling cramps. I thought "how am I going to get back on time?" Well, I got to the church and I had to run to the bathroom downstairs so nobody would hear me. As I was running down the stairs, I exploded in a poopy mess! I was so embarraseed! I had nothing to wear with me and I had to think of something really fast. I looked around and I found something... a choir robe. The Pastor heard me come in the door, so he decided to come and look for me. When he found me I was wearing a choir robe and no socks. I had to tell him what happened, and it was the most embarrassing time of my whole life!

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Danny Miscellaneous July 03, 2024 at 4:56 pm 0 0