The other morning, I woke up, took the dogs outside, let them do their business then it was time to do mine. I sat on the throne, pissed... and then nothing. I figured nothing else would happen, so I got up and got in the shower. While biding my time in the shower, my son woke up, needing to use the toilet. The curtain is opaque so, I said "come on in." About then, without warning, I let go a huge fart, only it wasn't just a fart, I had just shit in the shower and had no where to go since my boy was in the room with me. I wanted to die. He is still laughing about me shitting in the shower.