Huge Log

One night at my best friend's house, right before her 16th birthday party, her family and I were sitting down eating a nice dinner that included beans. After dinner my best friend and I were laughing and talking about how the beans were probably going to affect us later that night. Hours later the party started and everything was going great. My best friend had invited all the hottest guys in school, including the one I had a crush on at the time. Just as we had said, the beans surprisingly did hit me. While running to tell my best friend about my situation, I felt the farts coming on strongly. As I told her, she laughed and told me to use the guest bathroom downstairs. When I finally made it to the restroom, I sat down in relief. I took my time assuming that no one knew I was in there. I completed my dirty job and flushed the toilet. I noticed that one of my logs was extremly long and was clogging the toilet. The water in the toilet was rising and I was getting scared. I ran out of the bathroom to get my best friend, but as I opened the door my crush was standing right there! I came to find out that he had overheard me asking my friend what restroom to use and he had followed me so he could use it aswell. We met eye to eye and he asked me why I was in such a hurry. By that time I was red as the punch that was being served, and knew that my vicious odor was OUT!!! Neither of us said anything for a few seconds, then he quickly suggested that he would go get my friend. As soon as he turned the corner, I ran to my car and left the party, HUMILIATED. Later the next day I called my best friend and explained the story. She laughed about it and told me that a couple of guys, including my crush, had stayed after the party to help fix the clogged toilet.

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anonymous Crush September 05, 2018 at 8:22 am 0 0