Surprise on my Back

I was working full time and going to school. I didn't have much money, so I was living in a small trailer home with my wife. We had a very small bathroom and after taking a shower I reached out for my shirt that my wife had lovingly hung on the back of the door. I dropped it and it fell across the waste paper basket. I quickly picked it up and looked at the waste paper basket. Seeing nothing I thought "well, no harm done." I went to school and while I was walking down the hall I heard snicker after snicker. I had no idea what was so funny. I stopped at the 2nd floor balcony and looked around. I still didn't see anything, but as I walked away I heard something drop to the floor. I looked down and finally realized what everyone was snickering about. It was that time of month and my wife had deposited her sanitary napkin in the waste paper basket. It had stuck to my shirt and I had walked around with this bloody nampkin attached to by back. Yuck!

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anonymous School March 18, 2019 at 9:35 am 1 0