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  I had been intimate with a wonderful woman that was a customer at the package store I worked in. She stopped by to see me one day just as I was about to go stock the cooler. She asked if she had to leave but the boss was gone for a while so I told her to join me. Well the little Vixen said she had to have me then and there. I was in no position to turn her down so we began going at it in the cooler. Let me add that the package store where I worked was also the same area where I was an armed security guard so I was carrying my firearm and Mace.

Well another security guard was on site and saw us go into the cooler. Figuring that things would likely get "heated," he told the Budweiser Delivery guy that I would be with him in a few minutes. The woman gets my pants down around my ankles, but my gun falls out of the holster. I pick up the gun and the mace falls out. I pick up the mace and stand straight up.

My little friend was at full attention now and I was standing there with my gun and mace in my hand. Just then, the cooler door opens and Im standing there looking at a different Bud Driver. He looks at me, looks at my crotch, looks at me and so on as he stands there in amazement. All I could do was ask "can I help you?". He told me he had a delivery - like I couldn't figure that one out. I told him I'd be there in a minute and he left.

My security guard friend had missed the second guy. The woman I was with was so hysterical that she fell to the floor in tears. We still laugh about it to this day. The next day, a seperate Bud guy came to the store and asked me who it was that was the talk of Budweiser. I confessed.
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