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  When I was in college, I dated this guy... we'll call him Jim. His parents were coming down for a visit on Saturday and he wanted me to meet them, so we were supposed to go to dinner with them that evening.

I spent the night with him that Friday, and early Saturday morning someone was knocking at his door. Jim just ignored it, because like me he assumed it was just a friend. Then we heard a woman's voice saying: "Jim, open up... it's your Mom."

Well, I panicked and jumped out of bed and started getting dressed, thinking that I could maybe sneak through the bathroom to his roommate's room and get out without his parents ever knowing I was there. Jim's room was on the first floor and he had left the window open.

You can imagine how embarrassed I was when his mom threw the curtains back and stuck her head in... and there I was standing in the middle of the room with nothing on but my underwear!!! I had very long hair and just hid my face and breasts from her view with my hair.

Jim was still laying in bed, and he was just as cool and calm as ever saying: "Hi Mom, meet Mary. She's the girl I was telling you about." Well, needless to say I didn't go to dinner with them that night.

Years later, after we were out of college, Jim and I ended up meeting again and dated for 5 years. His mom never forgot that I was that girl in the college dorm room! It was always very uncomfortable being around her.
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